For those of you who live in all the way out there in Yonkerville, we've got some excellent and breaking news for you: Apple is coming to Yonkers, New York
Apple fanboys, no longer will you have to make the long, dreary drive to NYC to attend the next iPhone release. PC fanboys, no longer will you have to travel 30 minutes to complain about overpriced hardware. It's all coming here to Yonkers.
No, this store won't have the glamorous exterior of the Midtown Apple Store, nor will it contain miles upon miles of Macbook Pros and iPads.
However, it does offer the most important features: a Genius Bar, helpful, blue-suited staff, and that innate feeling of superiority upon realizing that you're now a member of an exclusive elite: the Apple consumer. Feel proud, and hold your head high! You've finally made it!
The store's location and phone number are:
It'll be in the Ridge Hill Shopping Center, an outdoor mall with pedestrian streets and connected buildings. An L.L. Bean, REI, and Whole Foods Market will all be nearby.
It opens June 30, 2012, and will run from 10:00 AM to 9:30 PM on Monday-Saturday and 11:00 AM to 7:00 PM on Sundays.